Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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