Nicole vs. Life
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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