But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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