In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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I need you to use more vowels.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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