OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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