He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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