lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
