I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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