We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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