i just had sex bonerless
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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