zippers are such a cool invention
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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