I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize