Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Pooping to opera.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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