party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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