before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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