We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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