Say something about gay babies.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
