she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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