i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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