what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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