Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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