the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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