i think i have herpe
just one?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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