he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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