I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
