Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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