Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
