Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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