are you so shy because you have an std?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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