butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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