sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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