sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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