Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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