I think my vagina is haunted
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
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you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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