He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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