If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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