I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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