Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
