i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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