I'm eating all of the evidence.
i think i have herpe
just one?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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