Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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