next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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