Non-Jews are for practice
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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