clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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