your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
where am i from again
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
