In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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