well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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