do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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