just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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