But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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