Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
We need to rekindle our bromance
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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