RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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