I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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