mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
