i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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