just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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