can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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